*Guy*, you know well about my devotion to Shrek. You know how I dream of him coming and filling my bungle hole with his love, but you don’t know everything of the ogre lord. Though he is the Onion Almighty and the Ogreat and Ogreful. Do you realize what you do to me?
*Guy* I believe you have a Green heart and a soul as layered as an onion, but that’s not all. You’re MY Shrek. You are absolutely the best and the Shrexiest. Now I must ask *gets down on one knee* Would you do me the honor, and become the Shrek to my Fiona, so that we might build a swamp together and Live Happily Ever After?